Q. What did the sea say to the iceberg?
A. Nothing it just waved.
Q.What is the penguins favourite aunt ?
A. Aunt Artica.
Q.How does a penguin build it's house ?
A. Igloos it together.
Q. Why don't igloos have corners ?
A. Corners are 90 degrees so the igloo would melt.
Q. What did the seal with the broken bones say to the shark ?
A. Do not consume if seal is broken.